that was the title of a poem I was going to read last night at the church craft group thingy but I didn’t go due to several halves of Bass. Spelling in the last post was slightly off.
Here are some political poems:
Our Steamed Leader
standing on a ledge
offering a pledge
give me time to borrow
– I’ll be gone tomorrow
Hung Parliament
one of the elect
rate us out of three
what did you expect
– hang us from a tree
Hung Parliament (2)
Canvass the opinions
of a bunch of minions
balancing the air
(David don’t you dare)
Political Economy
thatcher’s balls
mind appalls
market stalls
darkness falls
Prevention of Accidents
Live long and ROSPA
That’s it.
Oh, and one more thing – Electoral Systems no. 1:
STV – Sexually Transmitted Vote
Kirk out
Sarada Gray 