Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible

that was the title of a poem I was going to read last night at the church craft group thingy but I didn’t go due to several halves of Bass.  Spelling in the last post was slightly off.

Here are some political poems:

Our Steamed Leader

standing on a ledge

offering a pledge

give me time to borrow

– I’ll be gone tomorrow

Hung Parliament

one of the elect

rate us out of three

what did you expect

– hang us from a tree

Hung Parliament (2)

Canvass the opinions

of a bunch of minions

balancing the air

(David don’t you dare)

Political Economy

thatcher’s balls

mind appalls

market stalls

darkness falls

Prevention of Accidents

Live long and ROSPA

That’s it.

Oh, and one more thing – Electoral Systems no. 1:

STV – Sexually Transmitted Vote

Kirk out

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