Tomatoes, Camels and Little Green Meteors

Oh, no!  It’s the equinox: the point at which we are poised, as at the top of a slide, for the descent into winter.  I hate winter, and it’s not made any easier by our house lacking any proper heating – I got the halogen heater out of the cupboard yesterday and the convector heater is warming the sitting room as we speak.  The Swedish are very good at winter: well, they get a lot of practice.  A friend of mine who once lived in Sweden brought back with her a collection of candles, including one which was like a ball of wool with an end sticking out.  As it burned you slowly unravelled the wool.  I can’t imagine what it must be like to live six months of the year without any sun.  Oh, wait – I forgot – we live in England, so I can.  I’ve just finished reading some short stories by Tove Jansson (the author of the Moomin books for children) –

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tove_Jansson

– although she’s not Swedish but Finnish.  I liked them, not for the greatness of the writing – though they aren’t bad – but for the individuality of the voice and the totally different way of life they portray.  The stories are all about winter, so maybe now is a good time to get that book out of the library:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Winter-Book-Selected-Stories-Jansson/dp/0954899520

At Tomatoes this morning I am giving a talk on ‘the camel and the parrot sketch’.  If you want to hear it you’ll have to come along to the Martyrs at around 10.30.

http://www.martyrs.org.uk/tomatoes.htm

Gategate

It had to happen one day – a scandal involving a gate, leading to the inevitable title ‘Gategate’:

http://www.news24.com/World/News/UK-chief-whip-sorry-for-insulting-police-20120921

So – did he use the ‘p’ word, or did he not?  What’s interesting is that calling someone a ‘pleb’ appears to matter more – at least on the radio – than the four-letter swear-words he is accused of employing.  But says he didn’t.  So, who believes him?  Come on now, hands up!  Or perhaps we could have a – ahem! – pleb-iscite.

LOL.

Yesterday I had a haircut.  I may post a photo if I get enough requests.

And finally, did anyone see the little green ‘meteors’ yesterday?  If so, please comment below:

Kirk out