All right. That is it. I’ve had enough now of all this gender crap. I’ve decided that there’s only one way out – and that is this.
I, too, am going to change gender. I am going to become a man.
Yes, you read that right. I am going to become a man.
I mean, let’s face it, what with putting up all the shelves in our old house and driving everywhere and wearing jeans and DM’s and walking around with my hands in my pockets and doing weight-lifting and karate, I’ve besically been living as a man for the last twenty years anyway.
So from now on my name is Joe. OK? Starting today…
PS There was a time-delay on this post – it should have gone out before midday…