There’s a Block in my Blog

As beetleypete has so consistently pointed out, the blocks on WordPress are a bloody nightmare. It’s an answer to a problem nobody had, an idea which solves nothing but creates loads of barriers, particularly when it comes to editing. Every time you press return it creates a new block, a sort of uber-paragraph, which has to be formatted separately from everything else – and when it comes to poetry, as you can imagine, this is practically impossible. The poem ‘Spike’ below is not one document but consists of dozens of individual blocks, each of which has to be edited separately. There is no way, for example, to select the whole document and make it bold – which I do for those of my readers who struggle with the inexplicably faint font – nor, I’ve just discovered, can I select the whole poem for deletion. I was going to do this but now I shan’t bother – deleting ninety-one lines individually one by one is not my idea of fun.

I did Spike yesterday at a Quaker songs and poetry gathering, and it went over well. Singing carols on Zoom is a tricky business; you’d think everyone could just unmute themselves and sing along but apparently the echoes and feedback turn it into an infernal shrieking. Not what you want. So we all had to sing separately along to the music and clap silently. Incidentally, did you know that Quakers don’t generally applaud? I can’t remember why, I’ll have to look it up. We also don’t say ‘yes’ when asked if we agree with a minute in a meeting, but ‘Hope so’ – the idea being that… hang on, I’ll have to look that up as well. Quakers can come across as being quite obsessive, but there are a couple of fundamental practices that I’m totally on board with. The first is not swearing oaths or making promises. The idea behind this is that your word should be your bond, whereas if you make a promise you are setting up a double standard of truth and saying ‘I’m telling the truth now but I might not be on other occasions.’ I never thought about this before but it makes perfect sense. The other thing I agree with is not gambling because it’s unearned income. This is thought to be wrong – a prohibition which extends to charging interest or playing the stock exchange, not usually thought of as gambling, though that’s exactly what it is. Charging interest in particular leads to vast swathes of unearned income, as does locating your company somewhere you don’t have to pay tax. If you think about it, our whole system is based on charging interest and that’s a system which makes the rich richer and the poor, who have no choice but to pay higher interest on their debt – I know whereof I speak as my overdraft charges have nearly doubled – poorer.

So there we are. I’m going to leave it there as I’m trying not to think about the news, but I send a special thought to you if you’re going to be alone at Christmas, particularly if you had plans which you’ve had to cancel.

There’s an interesting analysis here of why Quakers don’t clap.

Kirk out

7 thoughts on “There’s a Block in my Blog

  1. To help you out with publishing poetry, if you go to the add (+) block menu and look through the options, there is a block for “Verse”. When composing in this block, the return key selects a new line, rather than a new paragraph block, thus all your poetic lines will be contained in one block.

    1. I can appreciate your frustration here; perhaps WordPress could hire Microsoft Office’s paperclip to chime in with “It looks like you’re writing some poetry…” and then either intelligently select the correct block type or suggest one.

  2. Interesting stuff about Quakerism. I have a problem with capitalism [I refuse to capitalise], as you know, but the whole principle of interest seems particularly iniquitous to me. When I lived in York, I was aware of the historical involvement & influence of Quakerism, but never looked into it at all deeply; also, my erstwhile mother in law was devoutly Catholic, so I was quite happy to give religion the widest possible berth.

    With WordPress, although I’m not blogging very frequently these days, for a variety of reasons, I am still managing with the ‘classic’ setup, although I agree that it is very irritating to have to format each paragraph separately; although something tells me that it was ever thus, but I could very well be wrong there. For some odd reason, I can’t always access left & right justification [because I don’t like the raggedy right-hand edge; OCD probably 😉 ], but otherwise, my needs are pretty simple, so I think I can be consistent with my output. With regard to Ian’s hint above, there probably is now a block to suit most, if not all needs, but first you have to know about it, then find it, and hope it will do what you want it to: if WordPress had simply allowed bloggers to decide how they wanted to manually format their own input, or use a specially designed block if that was advantageous, rather than having the necessity foisted upon them, they wouldn’t have had all this recent hostility? [not that they are at all bothered, I’m sure]. Cheers, Jon.

  3. That’s an interesting thing about Quakers not clapping. I personally I don’t think I find it peculiar, perhaps since I recall my childhood church-attending days, and don’t remember clapping to things there.

    From the example situation in the reference post, I can understand the awkwardness since the person was expecting an applause for their effort and were seemingly not familiar with the routine/etiquette, and their piece being for worship not for their “self”.

    I’m trying to think back to when I read an eulogy and if anyone clapped at the end (I doubt it) or if I was expecting a little sort of “well done” for doing that, or if there was a moment of awkwardness (beyond the awkwardness I felt for doing that!) at the end… I probably just did a little bow of my head and returned to my seat.

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